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Your wish granted...with a twist!

#1 Unread post by Brettsgirl » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:40 pm

The rules are simple. Grant the wish of the person above you, with a twist of some sort, and then post a wish of your own.
Example:
I wish for a huge chocolate bar.

Granted but the chocolate has gone off before you get to eat it.
I wish that it was warmer out.
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#2 Unread post by weezypops » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:07 pm

Granted, it's sweltering out now but you're wearing a wooly jumper and Ugg boots

I wish for more sleep.
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#3 Unread post by Brettsgirl » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:25 pm

Granted. You are now in a self induced, week long, coma.

I wish the house would clean itself!
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#4 Unread post by Schmushe » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:48 pm

Granted - but the house is so clean you keep slipping over

I wish I could win the Euro Millions jackpot tonight

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#5 Unread post by Brettsgirl » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:35 pm

Granted but you can't find the ticket in time to claim :(

I wish there was more time in the day.
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#6 Unread post by lea-marie » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:04 am

Granted, but you get locked in the bathroom and the locksmith can't get there until tomorrow!


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Re: Your wish granted...with a twist!

#7 Unread post by Schmushe » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:11 am

Granted - but you have to drive the car all day long as a job and your fed up with it!!!

I wish I was the perfect size 10!!

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#8 Unread post by weezypops » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:33 am

Granted... you did mean shoe size, right?

I wish Kester and I could have a nice night out, maybe even followed by no kiddies for the night too (but get them back the next day, of course!)
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#9 Unread post by ariesangel1985 » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:34 pm

Granted....but u end up with food poisoning.....

I wish for another baby :D

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#10 Unread post by Schmushe » Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:42 pm

Granted - but you end up with triplets!!

I wish there was a remote that muted the kids!!

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#11 Unread post by Brettsgirl » Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:10 pm

Granted but the mute on the kid remote is broke and they are now stuck on surround sound.

I wish bed times were easier.
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#12 Unread post by ariesangel1985 » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:07 pm

Granted but u sleep for a year and miss christmas!!

I wish Summer would hurry up!

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#13 Unread post by weezypops » Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:11 pm

It does... and is gone again by the end of March.

I wish our holiday was sooner.
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Re: Your wish granted...with a twist!

#14 Unread post by Schmushe » Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:10 pm

Granted - but time goes by so quickly its gone before you realise

I wish Alexa wasnt so stubborn minded!!

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Re: Your wish granted...with a twist!

#15 Unread post by Clairebear » Thu May 20, 2010 6:32 pm

Granted, but now she is so easy going she has no personality!

I wish Dieting was easier
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