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#1 Unread post by **Schmushe** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:24 pm

Does your child/ren have a joke which they find absolutley hilarious??

Alexas current one is:-

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poke her face!!

Jenn · #2 Unread post by **Jenn** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:26 pm

Yes - I mentioned this on the age thread!

William's favourite one today is

Knock, Knock

Who's there

Ketchup

Ketchup who

Ketchup with me and I will tell you

#3 Unread post by **weezypops** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:36 pm

Haha, Josh said that was his favourite joke on Saturday too!

#4 Unread post by **Schmushe** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:41 pm

Yeah hes probably taught it her! (thats probably the most 'pc' one he knows)

#5 Unread post by **Gina73** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:29 pm

Mia's favourite one at the moment is

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!!!!

She finds it so funny, bless her!

#6 Unread post by **XxJack~AcexX** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:43 am

Love what they find funny

#7 Unread post by **Gina73** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:50 am

Mia has added to her joke this morning :

but when he got to the other side he was knocked over by a car, and then she laughed!!!! Strange child.

#8 Unread post by **Schmushe** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:00 am

OOoo Mia - thats not very nice, poor chicken!! lol

Clairebear · #9 Unread post by **Clairebear** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:29 pm

Ah, but if it was the chicken that Sophie thinks gave her 'chicken spots' then serve it right

#10 Unread post by **Gina73** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:33 pm

LOL Claire

#11 Unread post by **Gina73** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:33 pm

When I said to Mia that I felt sorry for the chicken, she did say 'Its only a joke mummy!'

#12 Unread post by **Schmushe** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:43 pm

haha, got to love their sense of humour.

Alexas today was:-

Knock Knock

Whos there?

Boo

Boo who?

Dont cry mummy its not real.....:-)

MummyDavidson · #13 Unread post by **MummyDavidson** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:33 pm

Charlie likes "What does a cat eat on a hot day?" "Mice cream!" hehe!

#14 Unread post by **weezypops** » Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:41 pm

Ha, that's quite a good one!

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