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#1 Unread post by Clairebear » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:49 am

Man is a woman's best friend.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.






No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.

Sorry.
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#2 Unread post by weezypops » Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:38 am

Haha, nice.
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#3 Unread post by Gina73 » Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:15 am

lol like that
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#4 Unread post by Jeanette » Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:21 pm

Very good. :lol:
As I was reading I was thinking 'Is there going to be a catch?'
Mum to Louise and Andrew, Nanny to Felix, Iris, Dexter and Charlie.


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