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Re: Your wish granted...with a twist!

#16 Unread post by weezypops » Thu May 20, 2010 6:40 pm

Granted, but it becomes so easy you forget the wonderful thing that is chocolate!

I wish Kester worked closer to home.
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#17 Unread post by Jenn » Thu May 20, 2010 6:50 pm

Me too! Have no answer tho as I am rubbish with this game! LOL!

How about? He does but he has to work the nightshift and sleeps all day!

I wish I had a house cleaning fairy!
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#18 Unread post by weezypops » Thu May 20, 2010 6:53 pm

Granted but she flies around after you all day tutting whenever you make the tiniest mess.

I wish someone could come and cook me dinner every night.
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#19 Unread post by Clairebear » Thu May 20, 2010 6:55 pm

Granted, but all they can cook is junk from the freezer

I wish Sophie would go to bed just once without screaming/crying/whingeing/having a strop!
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Re: Your wish granted...with a twist!

#20 Unread post by Schmushe » Thu May 20, 2010 6:55 pm

Granted - but they are an AWFUL cook and leave tons of washing up!

I wish I didnt have heartburn everyday


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Re: Your wish granted...with a twist!

#21 Unread post by Jenn » Thu May 20, 2010 7:10 pm

Granted but she wakes up very early everyday and whinges and screams then instead

Granted but only because you are not able to eat anything in the first place

I wish there was decent stuff on tv sometimes!
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#22 Unread post by Clairebear » Thu May 20, 2010 8:17 pm

Granted, but then you become such a TV addict that your house looks like a bombsite

I wish that I wasn't so tired!
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#23 Unread post by ariesangel1985 » Thu May 20, 2010 8:18 pm

granted, but now you cant sleep for a week!

I wish i had more spare money

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#24 Unread post by Jenn » Fri May 21, 2010 9:02 am

Granted but you win a few million on the lottery and are then bombarded with charity request letters and people standing outside your front door wanting you to lend them money!

I wish the people next door but one would get rid of their noisy cockerel! :(
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#25 Unread post by Gillybean » Fri May 21, 2010 9:39 am

Granted! but they buy a Pig and a heard of cows instead.

I wish I could go on a lovely holiday
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#26 Unread post by Jenn » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:27 am

Granted and it is wonderful but it's only 2 days long!

I wish my hayfever wasn't so bad!
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#27 Unread post by ariesangel1985 » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:56 pm

Granted - you just get the flu instead!

I wish david would agree to another baby!

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Re: Your wish granted...with a twist!

#28 Unread post by Jenn » Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:13 pm

Granted but you end up blessed with sextuplets!

I wish Hazel's wedding photos come back and are good!
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Re: Your wish granted...with a twist!

#29 Unread post by XxJack~AcexX » Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:04 pm

[quote="Jenn"]Granted but you end up blessed with sextuplets!

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He he he he he!!! Linds that would be perfect!!!! :lol: lmao!
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Re: Your wish granted...with a twist!

#30 Unread post by ariesangel1985 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:17 am

not funny Mrs McCardle!!! lol

twins would be fine tho :D

granted but there are no photos of any people!

i wish i could move to a house with a garden :D x


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