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Gina73
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Childbirth at 65

#1 Unread post by Gina73 » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:24 pm

Childbirth at 65

Too good not to pass on, Enjoy !!!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'








'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'
Mum to Mia & Mason, wife to Steve - life is for living.

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Re: Childbirth at 65

#2 Unread post by Jeanette » Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:07 pm

:lol: :lol: Brilliant. :lol: :lol:
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#3 Unread post by Schmushe » Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:12 pm

Haha.

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#4 Unread post by weezypops » Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:16 pm

Haha, I feel like that sometimes.
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#5 Unread post by XxJack~AcexX » Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:06 pm

Ha ha!! Fantastic hun :lol:
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#6 Unread post by mitchellmonkey » Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:58 pm

lol
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