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Awesome Home Remedies

#1 Unread post by Brettsgirl » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:38 am

THESE REALLY WORK!!
I checked this out on Snopes and it’s for real!


AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Re: Awesome Home Remedies

#2 Unread post by XxJack~AcexX » Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:44 am

:lol: :P
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Re: Awesome Home Remedies

#3 Unread post by Jenn » Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:59 am

Might have to try the mouse trap with DH! He is such a nightmare with the snooze button!

Very good tho! LOL!
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Re: Awesome Home Remedies

#4 Unread post by Jeanette » Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:06 pm

:lol: Very good.
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Re: Awesome Home Remedies

#5 Unread post by twinklepaws » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:19 pm

:lol:
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