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Q - Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A- A mince - spy

Q- Where do snow men put their web pages?
A - On the winter - net

Santa asks his wife about the weather for Xmas eve...
A - She says 'I think its going to rain - dear!!'

Q- What is Santas favourtie pizza?
A = One thats deep pan, crisp and even!!

Ha, I think Felix will love these!

They were on the back of The PRimary Times mag and Josh said I should put them on here!! I didnt find them funny and was like 'really!!' but knew some would get a laugh!