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The Golf Story

#1 Unread post by Clairebear » Sat Oct 15, 2011 9:30 am

John stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.
Finally his exasperated partner asked, 'What the heck is taking so long?'

'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,' John explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'

His companion said, 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here.'
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#2 Unread post by Jeanette » Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:01 am

Tee hee.
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#3 Unread post by Jenn » Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:46 am

:) Ho ho! Very good! And Jeanette - Was your TEE hee meant to be funny?
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#4 Unread post by Jeanette » Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:15 pm

Jenn wrote::) Ho ho! Very good! And Jeanette - Was your TEE hee meant to be funny?
Oh I didn't realise. I'm a joker without even knowing it. :lol:
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